Showing posts with label Misc. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Misc. Show all posts

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Teacher's gifts....


How lucky to get paid to do what I LOVE, meet AWESOME people who LOVE to do what I LOVE to do and then to receive a thoughtful, beautiful gift on top of all that! Wonderful student Cindy gave me this SWEET Pink Blinged out pen after class on Thursday night. THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!!! I LOVE IT!!!

This pen is so extravagant, I wonder if Paris Hilton has a pen this rich! If I only had cute little dogs to carry around like an heiress would.... oh wait, I do. And for the record, I was doing it before it was cool! Hee hee

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Brownies

If all of the eight desserts listed below were sitting in front
of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one)!

Pick your Dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you.

REMEMBER - No Cheating. Make your choice before you check the meaning.

Here are your choices:
1. Angel Food Cake
2. Brownies
3. Lemon Meringue Pie
4.. Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing
5. Stra wberry Short Cake
6. Chocolate Cake With Chocolate Icing
7. Ice Cream
8. Carrot Cake

No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully about what your choice will be.

OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what the researchers say about you....


1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly.. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.
3. LEMON MERINGUE -- Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent caregiver and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. 0AA bit of a diva at times, you set your own style because you do your own thing. You shine when it comes to helping others and have many friends.
4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lacking motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.
5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE -- Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people, can be counted on in a pinch and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen. You can be very emotional at times but a true person in every way. You like to do things for yourself and help others learn about themselves.
6. CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.
7. ICE CREAM -- You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.
8. CARROT CAKE -- You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends. You were meant to lead and teach others. A wonderful role model.


Leave me a comment to let me know what the psychiatrists think about you!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Dr. Phil's Test -- I got a 36!


Below is Dr. Phil's test . (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah - she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out! Read on, this is very interesting! Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself and send it to your friends. Don't peek, but begin the test as you scroll down and answer. Answers are for who you are now --- not who you were in the past. Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today . It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees. It's only 10 Simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers to each question.


1. When do you feel your best? a) in the morning b) during the afternoon and early evening c) late at night

2. You usually walk... a) fairly fast, with long steps b) fairly fast, with little steps c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face d) less fast, head down e) very slowly

3. When talking to people you. . a) stand with your arms folded b) have your hands clasped c) have one or both your hands on your hips d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with. .... a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side b) your legs crossed c) your legs stretched out or straight d) one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with... a) big a ppreciated laugh b) a laugh, but not a loud one c) a quiet chuckle d) a sheepish smile

6 When you go to a party or social gathering you... a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted... a) welcome the break b) feel extremely irritated c) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most? a) Red or orange b) black c) yellow or light blue d) green e) dark blue or purple f) white g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at=2 0night, in those last few moments before going tosleep you are... a) stretched out on your back b) stretched out face down on your stomach c) on your side, slightly curled d) with your head on one arm e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are... a) falling b) fighting or struggling c) searching for something or somebody d) flying or floating e) you usually have dreamless sleep f) your dreams are always pleasant


POINTS: 1 (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6 2 (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1 3 (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6 4 (a) 4 (b) 6 =2 0 (c) 2 (d) 1 5 (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2 6 (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2 7 (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4 8 (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1 9 (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1 10 (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1


Now add up the total number of points. OVER 60 POINTS : Others see you as someone they should 'handle withcare.' You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremelydominant. Others may admire you, wishing20they could be more like you, but don'talways trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS : Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, ratherimpulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions,though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once;someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS : Others see you as fresh,lively, charming, amusing,practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the centerof attention, but sufficiently well balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'llalways cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS : Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest.. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who'sextremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trustin your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if thattrust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They seeyou as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle andA 0then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS : People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive,someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make thedecisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Somepeople think you' re boring. Only those who know you well know that youaren't.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Mental Feng Shui...

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO.. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN! ... When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze . SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions. EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice. TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John 's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,
'Are these plates clean?'
His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'
For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,
'Are you sure these plates are clean?'
Without looking up the old man said,
'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'
Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.
John yelled and said,
'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted .
'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'
Meet Coldwater............

Have a fabulous STRESS FREE day! Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Place an (x) by all the things you've done and remove the (x) from the ones you have not.
Then send it to your friends . This is for your entire life!

THINGS I'VE DONE:

(X)Been on the opposite side of the country

( ) Been to Europe
(X)Been to Hawaii
( ) Been to Africa
( ) Been to Key West
( ) Been to Canada
(X) Been to Mexico
(X) Been to Florida
( ) Been to South America
(X) Been to Vegas
( ) Been to Washington , DC
( ) Seen the Cherry Blossoms in Washington , DC
(X) Been on a cruise
(X) Been on a plane
( ) Flown a plane
(X) Been lost
(X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Skipped school
( ) Watched someone die
( ) Climbed a lighthouse
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
( ) Played cops and robbers
( ) Owned a boat
( ) Watched grandchildren grow
( ) Recently colored with crayons
( ) Been to the Kentucky Derby
(X) Been to a rodeo
( ) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid for a meal with coins only
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made prank phone calls.
( ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out your nose
( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
( ) Been Diving
( ) Been snow skiing
( ) Been water skiing
( ) Been wake boarding
( ) Been wake surfing
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
( ) Seen the green flash at sunset
(X) Blown bubbles
( ) Gone ice-skating
(X) Gone to the movies
( ) Owned a convertible
(X) Ever eaten just cookies for dinner?
() Ever been on TV? Yes-Local News
( ) Ever steal any traffic signs?
(X) Ever been in a car accident? Unfortunenatly

ABOUT ME:
1. Any nicknames? Coffee
2. Born? Cincinnati
3. Tatoos? Yes
4. Body Piercing? Yes

5. How much do you love your job? Very Much!
6. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? 4 door
7. Any pets? 2 Baby Dogs
8. Favorite number? 15
9. Favorite movie? Jaws
10. Favorite holiday? Halloween
11. Favorite dessert? Mud Pie
12. Favorite food? Mexican
13. Favorite day of the week? Thursday
14. Favorite smell? Lilac
15. Favorite brand of body wash? Philosphy - Thanks Becky!

16. How do you relax? Veg in front of the TV
17. Favorite hobby? Scrapbooking
18. How do you see yourself in 10 years? Tired